Marxist-Leninists explaining how the new class of government bureaucrats will willingly forsake power to create a communist society

Democratic Socialists when they successfully win elections only for their politicians to revert to social democrats or be murdered by the CIA

Anarchists after cultivating a social revolution for decades only to get betrayed by their allies and killed by foreign funded reactionary forces

Post-leftists when another leftist does literally anything

Scientific socialists waiting for the material conditions that will cause the fall of capitalism

Maoists when they give the bourgeousie positions of power in the communist party

Council communists lamenting Rosa Luxemburg and the kronstadt rebellion

Dengists when China doesnt achieve socialism in the year 2376

Syndicalists calling for a general strike every 30 minutes

Social democrats explaining why we should preserve private property, capitalist social relations and imperialism

Conservative "leftists" when someone says bigotry is not compatible with leftist ideals

Tankies when minorities, expropirated capitalists and libertarian socialists exist

Revolutionary socialists when people can both vote and perform revolutionary praxis

Jucheists when you suggest North Korea is not democratic

Utopian socialists explaining how they will reach their desired society

Christian socialists interpreting away all the cringe shit in the bible

Market socialists when market forces compel the worker co-ops to behave like capitalist corporations

Right wingers making life worse for the vast majority of people